This is your opportunity of a lifetime, the chance to submit to me completely, in person, for an experience that will leave you so drained, you'll be desperate to do it again, and again, and again...
Princess Emma's custom built prison cell is located within an hour of Edinburgh Airport - especially handy for all you international losers who need to do time.
Once locked in Princess Emma's solitary confinement you will be subjected to the kind of mental torture and degredation they outlawed in polite society YEARS ago.
But we both know you crave it.
Are you ready?
If you think you can handle being the exclusive prisoner of Princess Emma, complete the form below and await instruction
Good little piggy. Your destiny has been set.
While you wait for Princess to consider your application, make yourself useful.